🎬 SPREAD DA WORD

Official character roster · the condiment universe
🧊 THE CAB-NETS
VIN NEGAR REALEST real vinegar est. cab-nets V
Vin Negar
Vinegar
The Realest
"I'm the realist vinegar you know."
CHARACTER
Q'S BBQ SAUCE Q · pass the vibe
Q
BBQ Sauce
The Hype Man
"Pass the sauce, pass the vibe!"
CHARACTER
🌶️
Aji
Hot Sauce
The Sparkplug
"Too hot to handle."
RIG
🥡
Soy
Soy Sauce
The Philosopher
"I am experience."
🐟
Fi
Fish Sauce
Secret Weapon
"You ain't grown enough."
🧊 THE FRIDGE
Manny "Da Man's" MAYONNAISE
Manny
Mayonnaise
"Da Man" Ayes · The Diplomat
"Let's keep it smooth."
CHARACTER
Miracle DRESSING
Miracle
Dressing
Ayes twin · The Operator
"I'm not Mayo. I'm me."
CHARACTER
KETCHUP Tom hides in the back GOES W/EVERYTHING 32 OZ
Tom
Ketchup · 32 oz
Redneck Patriarch · hides in the back
"I've been everyone's first squeeze for 25 years."
CHARACTER
KETCHUP Jr. the optimist GOES W/EVERYTHING 14 OZ
Tom Jr.
Ketchup · 14 oz
The Optimist
"I go with everything!"
CHARACTER
🌭
Yellow
Mustard
The Old Guard
"I was here first."
🍋
Zest
Lemon Juice
The Cleaner
"A little goes a long way."
🥗
Crisp
Ranch
The Newcomer
"Hey guys! What's up?"
📸 THE FAMILY PORTRAIT
📸
The Whole Clan
Group photo
Not so happy family
"smile, everyone." — nobody smiled.
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🧂 THE WILD CARDS
🫙
Worces
Worcestershire
The Academic
"It's WOOST-er-sheer, actually."
🥣
Tahini
Tahini
The Ancestor
"I was drizzling before you were born."
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Sage
Herbs
The Mystic
"The fridge provides."
🐍 THE SNOW SNAKE
🐍
The Snow Snake
A presence
Hidden mascot
Always watching. Never explained.
❤️ RELATIONSHIPS
Vin & Q — best friends, the sharp edge + the hype
Manny & Miracle — twins, a team, run the Fridge together
Tom & Tom Jr — redneck father & son, Jr looks up to the big bottle
The Ayes Twins vs The Cab-nets — the rich Fridge vs the projects
Tom & The Cab-nets — even a 32oz redneck respects the realest
Soy & Tahini — old souls, understand each other
Crisp & Aji — odd couple, sweet + fire = weirdly good team
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Season 1 — Coming Soon

The full Season 1 premiere is still in the kitchen. Hang tight — Vin, Q and the crew are cookin' it up. 🍶🍖