🎬 SPREAD DA WORD

Official character roster · the condiment universe
🧊 THE HOOD (Cabinet Originals)
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Vin Negar
Vinegar
The Outlaw
"You ain't ready for me, bro."
RIG
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Que
BBQ Sauce
The Heart
"Pass the sauce, pass the vibe."
RIG
🌶️
Aji
Hot Sauce
The Sparkplug
"You ain't ready for me, bro." 🔥
RIG
🥡
Soy
Soy Sauce
The Philosopher
"I am not salt. I am experience."
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Fi
Fish Sauce
Secret Weapon
"You ain't grown enough for me yet."
🧊 THE FRIDGE (Suburbs)
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Mayo White
Mayonnaise
The Diplomat
"Let's keep it smooth."
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Whip
Miracle Whip
The Schemer
"I'm not Mayo. I'm me."
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Red
Ketchup
The Star (?)
"I go with everything."
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Yellow
Mustard
The Old Guard
"I was here first."
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Zest
Lemon Juice
The Cleaner
"A little goes a long way."
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Crisp
Ranch
The Newcomer
"Hey guys! What's up?"
🧂 THE WILD CARDS
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Worces
Worcestershire
The Academic
"It's WOOST-er-sheer, actually."
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Tahini
Tahini
The Ancestor
"I was drizzling before you were born."
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Sage
Herbs
The Mystic
"The fridge provides."
🐍 THE SNOW SNAKE
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The Snow Snake
A presence
Hidden mascot
Always watching. Never explained.
❤️ RELATIONSHIPS
Vin & Que — best friends, sharp edge + warm embrace
Mayo & Whip — estranged twins, deep respect, never admit it
Red & Yellow — rivals; Red wants respect, Yellow won't give it
Soy & Tahini — old souls, understand each other
Crisp & Aji — odd couple, sweet + fire = weirdly good team
Vin & Whip — mutual respect, both outsiders, electric when they meet
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Season 1 — Coming Soon

The full Season 1 premiere is still in the kitchen. Hang tight — Vin, Que and the crew are cookin' it up. 🍶🍖